paulschissler

Bumping Life's Funny Bone

Do you think our cell phones would drop us as much as we drop them?

Bring out the bunnies.

Not all gas is fuel.

Narrow minded royalty.

At least shoes can replace their sole.

Never trust an online dating profile.

Muggings can happen anywhere.

At least you can burn these with a match.

Why work out when you can enjoy good food?

We’re excessive and fat and don’t care. Gorge now and be happy. Fatten our belly’s and disregard discipline.